The adventures of Tariff Man.
Faster than one of his marriages.
More confused than a dog watching a magic trick.
Able to build tall buildings without paying contractors.
Look!
Up in the sky!
It's a circus peanut.
It's a blimp with jaundice.
It's Tariff Man!
Yes, it's Tariff Man.
Strange misshapen Manhattanite
who came to the nation's capital
with an ego and an ignorance far beyond that of mortal men,
and who, disguised as Donald Trump, incompetent president,
fights a never-ending battle to stay out of jail.
